~SINGLE~

God damn it. What the fuck is wrong with me? Leyla broke up with me too. I mean am I bad at roleplay, did I do something wrong? What the fuck? Well I got a new girlfriend. One of my best friends. Torrie [HottiexTorrie], I hope she doesn't leave me in a heartbeat like my last two girlfriends. I didn't think I could love anyone else after Leyla, but oh well. I really loved you Leyla. And I was gonna ask you to marry me later on in our relationship. But I don't know what I did. Well I'm tired of typing. Here are some pictures.

These are from Smackdown.








Yes, I picked Animal. And yes, we did lose.





Double DDT bitches.




Those last two pictures were after the match. Animal shoved my injured leg into the post 'cuz he was pissed 'cuz we lost. That fuckin' sore loser. Now I have like, a broken leg.

These are regular pictures.

Me and Edge. We are really, really good friends off the WWE gimmick.

Okay that's enough. I'm out, leave me comments!

Another Edit: W00t I'm not single! I'm dating Leyla [Leyla_xo_Milani].

Edit: This is Matt, Ashley broke up with me. I'm single...

HEYYYYY EVERYONEEEEEEEE OMG GUESS WHO IT IS ITSSSSSSSSSSSSS * DRUMROLL* CANDICE MICHELLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOHOOOOOO! (SEXII_CANDII123) LMFAO SRY I'M SOOO HYPER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOOO SOOO I'M HERE UPDATIN FOR MATTY! HMM LETS SEE THERES  NOTHIN ELSE TO TALK ABOUT SO HERE R SOME SEXII PICTUREZz!!



OMG GUESS WHO!!! MATTY!!!



NOW MATTYZz GURLFRIEND!!! ASHLEY WOOOHOOO!!



OMG MATT U KNO U LIKE THIS DONT YA LMFAO





WOOOHOOO THERES ME!!



OK MAYBE ONE MORE LOL!



OK THATSSSS ALL!!


BYE PEOPLE LAVE MATT LOVELY COMMENTS!!!


~CANDILICIOUS KISSEZz

Hello everyone. Matt back for another update 'cuz I'm so cool. Yah that's right, I called myself cool. And half of you are thinking "Whoa, he's not cool". Well I am you jackasses! Anyways, my sexy self is taken by Ashley Massaro [AshleyxPunkxRockxMassaro]. She is the best and I don't want her to ever leave me. Well anyways, I don't feel like typing so I am going to give you all a present. Some freakin' pictures of me. And remember to watch my show on TheMattHardyShow.com 'cuz I said so.

Me and Ashley. We are so sexy!

I'm talking to her on the phone.

That's such a sexy picture.

Twist of Fate time!

I look angry.

She's like "Bitch, oh no you didn't. Bring it on!" Alright well that wraps up my update, comment me and you can be my friend. If you all get me to at least 100 comments, I freakin' love you. And I will get you a present.

- Matt Hardy

Hello people I've never met. I am Matt Hardy. I am single and will be looking. Right now, I want an Ashley Massaro, a Candice, or a Mickey James. But I don't care who asks me, just as long as we can have a really good time together. Anyways, I may look nice and innocent but mess with me and you are dead. Well give me some comments for me to get started.